Phoenix Fire -- about PF and its founders

Part I: A Dynasty Is Born

Phoenix Fire was founded in 1066 soon after the Norman invasion....

No, it wasn't.

eh? oh right....it was 1941, right after the bombing of Pearl Harbor. I recall the day clearly...

No, it wasn't....and no you don't, you weren't even born yet.

damn. AH! It was 1975, disco ruled and bellbottoms were in fashion...

Like you'd have a clue about fashion....try again.

grrr....at least gimme Jan 1, 2000. As we toasted the New Millenium, we also celebrated the creation of...

nope, don't say it.

ya know, yer really startin to #### me off. Why are you even here?

It's my job.

really? Then why don't you go work for a politician, they need you more than I do.

evidently not. Besides, we have entire teams on each one, doesn't do any good. Keep trying.

/sigh....ok, FINE! It was a few weeks ago after a night of drunken debauchery in Tijuana...

ok, that I'll believe.

gee, thanks. Anyway, we'd met these very friendly natives who offered to...

WHOA! stick to the story....you know, the one about the founding of Phoenix Fire...?

/pout....just forget it, I'm not in the mood now, and I like the other story better.

dweeb

what?! why you little #######! ok, it's GO time! I'm gonna rip off yer head and

[EDITOR: the rest has been removed to protect the innocence of children and small furry critters]

	Darien -- seen here on one of his better days (he was actually able to stand up on his own long enough to have this picture taken). Despite appearances and an odd predilection for raw fish (that means he likes raw fish, but not in a sexual way, ya perv) he's a totally hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is.
	StrifeJester -- not much is known about this elusive creature, although he's rumored to have once been a quadraped mammal, perhaps marsupial. He was last seen mind-melding with a dual-processor server he met at an online token-ring party and is believed to be tracing his way to a 10GB backbone. Live in fear.

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